16 of 30, 2016

Limericks for Howard the Duck

Allow me to ruin your Saturday
With some verse about genus Anatidae;
Viz: a movie that sucks
About humanoid ducks
Because Bob told me that's what I had to say.

The veil 'twixt our worlds became rifted,
Whence Howard soon found himself lifted.
He was fond of our Earth for
He somehow got further
With Marty McFly's mom than Biff did.

Hollywood is still looking for answers
Who greenlit this Ishtar-with-mergansers.
I would divvy the blame
Between George and cocaine
(Or related decision enhancers.)

from a prompt by Bob Hamel