The Shoebox - Day 29

"This dog has got a mean bite!"
Junkyard Dog
#58, Topps WWF, 1985

I've got a name that chases
me to the top rope. If junk
was junk you wouldn't need
the dog. Always some one-
track joker looking to score
a universal joint or mirror
free. When you're in
the good guys, mean is just a chain
they hang on you to get a step,
like winning could make them right.