The Shoebox - Day 14

Jim Leyritz
C-OF-3B - Yankees
#202, Topps, 1991

A utility fellow named Leyritz
Was a true roller coaster to play with:
In Spring and in Summer
He was often a bummer,
But his Falls in the Bronx made him famous.

(As a speaker of truths, it falls to me
Not to pass o'er his pep pills and DUIs,
And his flamboyant stance,
And rash use of his hands--
We note Jim got a pass--but would Chuy?)