Pickup Poem Day 12

Blow Up Pool

What, adult swim in the kiddie pool

Only spill the hottest T, so I pity fools

Interface like a MIDI tool

Roll 20s so the hits stay critical

Postmodernists, flows bottomless

Like Joe (Joe who?) Joe Mama--got 'em, sis

Bought a pool in a parking lot

Probably hot, did I ask? Probably not.

Now I'm the staycation star

Filled up with garden hose like a Penn Station bar

Ice cold, bust out the Andre

I'm Odette with no debt, my very own Swan Lake

Summer fun for the cygnets

Pinkie ring shit, so smile when you sing this

Little song, so Jaime Farr won't hit the gong

We'll be the biggest fish in our little pond